Michael
you know what Michael
YOU KNOW WHAT
MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T STOMP ON MY HEAD EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT
I MEAN GODDAMN, MAN, IT’S BECOME SOME SORT OF OBSESSION WITH YOU
MICHAEL WOULD YOU JUST-
FUCK.
oh good lord, I’m like dying…cracking up at this…
rude
Sneak peak of the 50th Anniversary
Every time i see this. Im reblogging it. Asdfghjkl.
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Reblog this if you’re older than Google.
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
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Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
BABE
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.
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#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical
but his mother was human so she would say that
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I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
all the notes. holy crap.
at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.
It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!
Heheh<3
…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)
HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)
look @ me now.
fuck yeaahhhhh first time
VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!
I’m the boss.
OH THANK GOD.
My birthday is July 31 bitches.
first try mothafucka
IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.
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